Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, April 18, 2014

Friday Is For Fun

I had to snip this off of Becky Facebook post. It is so applicable to Salt Lake City

Friday, February 28, 2014

The Grumble Family: Friday Is For Fun Again


There’s a family nobody likes to meet;
They live, it is said, on Complaining Street
In the city of Never-Are-Satisfied,
The River of Discontent beside.

They growl at that and they growl at this;
Whatever comes, there is something amiss;
And whether their station be high or humble,
They are all known by the name of Grumble.

The weather is always too hot or cold;
Summer and winter alike they scold.
Nothing goes right with the folks you meet
Down on that gloomy Complaining Street.

They growl at the rain and they growl at the sun;
In fact, their growling is never done.
And if everything pleased them, there isn’t a doubt
They’d growl that they’d nothing to grumble about!

But the strangest thing is that not one of the same
Can be brought to acknowledge his family name;
For never a Grumbler will own that he
Is connected with it at all, you see.

The worst thing is that if anyone stays
Among them too long, he will learn their ways;
And before he dreams of the terrible jumble
He’s adopted into the family of Grumble.

And so it is wisest to keep our feet
From wandering into Complaining Street
And never to growl, whatever we do,
Lest we be mistaken for Grumblers, too.

Let us learn to walk with a smile and song,
No matter if things do sometimes go wrong;
And then, be our station high or humble,
We’ll never belong to the family of Grumble!


By L. M. Montgomery

Friday, December 6, 2013

Friday Is For Fun

An old man calls up his son and says, Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough. 
Dad, what are you talking about?  the son screams. “We cant stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. Im sick of her face, and Im sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her, and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, Like hell they’re getting divorced! and calls her father immediately. You’re not getting divorced! Dont do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, dont call a lawyer, dont file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up. 
The old man turns to his wife and says Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare. 
An old man calls his son and says, "listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand each other any longer," he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her." and he hangs up.

Now the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "like hell they're getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You're not getting divorced!" Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?" She hand up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Friday, December 28, 2012

Friday, December 14, 2012


Updated Trunk Monkey Commercials, some old and some new. This amazingly has been consistently in our top ten most watched posts.
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Friday, October 19, 2012

Friday Is For Fun: Work on it!

Naga integrated Bus terminal

Buses stop at bus stations. Trains Stop at Train Stations. On my desk is a work station.

I know a guy who wanted a career. It turns out he only wanted a paycheck.

In  filling out an application, where it says, "In case of an emergency, notify: He put DOCTOR.